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IT'S CAP'S MOTHERFUCKING BIRTHDAAAAAAAAAAY
HOW DO I MAKE THIS TEXT BIGGER AND IN YOUR FACE
also post gifs and show the love
because Cap is awesome and we should do nice things for her once and while but not all the time because we don't want her spoiled

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OH SNAP YOU GUYS

microwavemutant wrote in goshdarnspam Jan 01, 2011 00:07

Not only is it the start of a brand new year, but today is also a very special day...
( THIS IS SUPER IMPORTANT YOU GUYS OMG )

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bwhahahabeck wrote in goshdarnspam Nov 27, 2010 13:38

hey guys

hey guys

guess what?

IT'S GREER'S BIRTHDAY

that's right, the bad ass chick who gave us iron fist's rock hard abs

shower her with gay sex and love

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